Creative Thinking is not just
writing copy. It's a process. You look at lots of bits of seemingly unrelated facts, until - often in an instant - you see a Solution. Logical analysis leading
to a leap of faith.
Each of these Ten Case
Histories is an example of how I write an ad strategy, then execute
it. Each required a fundamental Brand Turnaround. Either an id-positioning
or a truce in a Turf War.
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DINOVITE. How can a baby brand, raised on
a formula diet of PPC and SEOPS, thrive in a world of Impulse Buyers? I combined
brand image advertising with precision-targeted DR media to drive this brand's weekly
revenues from $3,000 to $38,000 in eight short
months.
ARMY NATIONAL GUARD. To correct a common perception of the Guard among
18-22 year olds as a "bunch of pencil-necked geeks," our Creative
Thinking said, "Let's make The Guard an
Irresistible Force" The campaign dramatized the true grit
and deep swamp available two
weeks a year. It was the highest-pulling campaign in the brand's
history. (DDB/Needham,
Washington, DC)
CABLEVISION OF CENTRAL FLORIDA. Orlando's
Time Warner Cable affiliate suffered from persistent operational problems -
billing, service, spotty transmission - and required a
complete make-over. Creative Thinking said, "Let's brand the
programming!" "See it on CV" sang and talked
about movies, sports, pay per view... It gave the company time to debug the internals. TV, Print, Radio,
Outdoor, DM, Paint the Trucks... (Gouchenour, Orlando.)
CARNIVAL CRYSTAL PALACE. This gargantuan white elephant hotel in the Bahamas
was much too pricey for Carnival Cruise Line's budget-conscious patrons.
Creative Thinking said, "We need a new clientele!" "Work
Work Play Play" repositioned the brand against upscale Type A+
personalities, and increased occupancy from 59% to the high 80's in a
matter of weeks. Carnival was soon able to unload the $40MM White Elephant
to a consortium of Type A+ German investors. (Burkhard Works/YPB
Project)
DICE.COM. This IT job board was loping along at $14
million a year in revenues, staying out of site in technical
magazines. Creative Thinking said, "Get out of the back of Dr. Dobbs and PC
Week!" My
radio/cable net
"Click the Dice" campaign drove millions of IT pros to the
board and placed an extra 128,000 in jobs. That earned HURRECS (Human
Resource/ Recruiters) an extra $1 billion in commissions). I also
persuaded sales and marketing to work together to recoup the ad dollars -
before the ads ran - from extra HURREC subscriptions. The campaign drove
revenues from $14 to $40 million in 18 months. (Burkhard
Works/TBA)
EASTERN AIRLINES. People hated Eastern; the employees
returned the sentiment. Creative Thinking said "Let's use TV to
remind
40,000 employees in 104 markets that the customer expected professionalism,
not an attitude. "We Have To Earn Our Wings Every Day" helped
Frank Borman resolve a protracted war between management and union labor
and keep flying for another eight years. Y&RNY's Highest recall line of the decade.
MELLO YELLO. "The World's Fastest Soft Drink" became Coca Cola's
most successful brand launch since Tab only after months of wrestling.
Coke's management said "We must cover Mountain Dew's Sunshine
imagery. Creative Thinking (and research) said, "But kids like
MD because they can swig it down in one gulp." Eventually,
Creative Thinking won the pitch. (McDonald
& Little, Atlanta.)
NATIONAL DYNAMICS SPEED TAPES. To increase network radio response from 2,000 to
5,000 calls per week, I had to diagnose, then fix the customer's main
objection to trying to learn a foreign language - which was "I was
never any good at memorizing languages." Creative Thinking said,
"Let's give people quickie lessons in Spanish they can memorize
instantly." This is one of those classic radio commercials
everyone remembers. The campaign earned $35 million in three years. (Burkhard
Works/TBA)
PARTNERS NATIONAL HEALTH PLANS. Internal strife between Aetna, the 500
Voluntary Hospitals of America, and 40,000 affiliated doctors nearly killed
this brand before it got started. Creative Thinking said, "The
Brand Name has to persuade these fellows to bury the hatchet and work
together." (LGFE, Project.)
PULTE HOMES. When this week's active condo shoppers consistently refuse to
visit your overpriced, undersized condominium, Creative Thinking says,
"Promote it elsewhere than the Sunday Real Estate Section. Go after
next week's shoppers. Sell against RENT. Sell out in a couple months. A minor save, perhaps,
but tasty. (Burkhard Works/Gura
LeBar, Washington, DC.)
What have you done for us recently?
Fair question.
For the past few months I've been working on Dinovite, Red Chip Research, Quality Smith, Homefield Finance, a race for the US Congress, more National Dynamics,
and a slew of start-up projects.