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The Sacred Cow.  Deep inside the Corporate Trappings of Brand there's a big idea...

I made some Flash animations you might enjoy.  They're fun!

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RedChip.com is an Investor Relations & Independent Research firm that specializes in small-caps. I was asked to develop a national network radio campaign to attract investors to the site. That led to a redesign of the home page, and a highly successful test on WCBS-AM in New York.  Then the client decided to do everything in house.

RedChip22 is the index page for a Custom Channel I built to keep RC staffers and geographically dispersed clients up to date on work in progress.  

Perhaps I can build one for you?



Do You Dare Run Ads Like This?

I ran this add once in the Orlando Business Journal
and got five calls from local businessmen who
complained that it was much too intrusive.

Go figure.


What Can You Do Yourself?




 

Direct Mail Budgeting.  This model uses a luxury home development, but the principles apply to any product or service.

The Y&R Final Cut Copy Test.  Devised at Y&RNY, this little exercise helps CDs and HR Managers evaluate how well relative beginners can think on their own with no supervision and precious little time.  (I had to pass this test to get out of Traffic and into Creative.)

BIG EVENT MEDIA.  Here's an overnight plan for a firm who needed to round up 3,500 people for a really big show - this weekend only.

Fuel Charger Power Cell


BUILDING A BRAND'S INTERNET IDENTITY. I wrote this way back in 2003 when Bob Rusling and I were trying to sell Fuel Charger Power Cells to diesel truckers and fleet operators.  The site is still up, and I still get 10-15 orders a month, with no shopping cart!

CORPORATE BRAND INTERNET IDENTITY.  Another shot at a KW-rich landing page.  This was an early exercise in FREE SEOPS, a discipline soon to go the way of the TV antenna.

ms/haiku

MS/Haiku Chain Letter.  In Japan, the Viaos replaced Microsoft error messages with sympathetic haikus, which inspired a chain letter idea:
Add your own.





 


MARKETING STRATEGY SEMINAR

A Typical Marketing Problem.
Before you begin the on-line course, take a crack at solving this very simple communications problem. 

Lesson Plans for Advertising. Course Outline of five-part college-level or in-house seminar on how to turnaround an existing brand or extricate a campaign from corporate turf wars.  

Turnaround Ideas - Successful brands whose sales are stuck can use either of two turnaround marketing strategies - Id Positioning or Turf War Resolution - to overcome the fundamental human resistance to change.

Ego-Positioning - Learn how Features & Benefits promotion may appeal to the Human Ego but over time can encounter stiff resistance from the Human Id.

Id-Positioning - This technique identifies and defuses persistent consumer "Yeah, buts..." or Id-Factors and can give the Ego time to buy. Six examples. Discussion guide.

Turf Wars - Corporate Turf wars can often hobble good advertising ideas and marketing strategies that require a change in operations. Recognize the phenomenon then proceed to Pull Up Turf!

Pull up Turf! - A bold marketing initiative can settle internal turf wars by focusing warring factions on a common goal. Five case histories. Discussion guide.


WRITINGS


Witdom



WITDOM  Apothegmatic Musings of a Restless Mind. Updated periodically.

Galactic Lunacy.  People behave strangely when the Moon is Full and the tides rise worldwide. Lunar and Solar gravity, right? Is there another G-force that also makes us crazy - twice a year?




Cranking Phil Hendrie.  This piece took much longer to write than the events described took to occur. If you're a Hendrie fan you'll enjoy it.  I did.  He didn't, much,  I guess.  A year later, it all came true! Ancient history today, but fun.

"Bad Ads Are OK."  Verbatim quotes illustrating what some consumers and clients really think of this exquisite art form.

"Don't Rock the Boat! It might tip over!  Priceless quips from the Limited Horizons universe of Creative Recruiters.

What Is A Copywriter?  The classic concept of the ink-stained wretch pecking out hortatory headlines and laudatory fill has changed recently.  We now have to "write" with more than mere words.

Are Cyber Viruses Part of the Terrorists' Overall Scheme?  Published on post-gazette.com two months after 9/11.


Killer Pip Squeeze
.  Here's a scoring idea that can add drama and huge point swings to any backgammon match.

The World's Toughest Card Game.  This simple game is guaranteed to fry the brains of the best poker or bridge players on earth.


UBERALISM.
A slightly tongue-in-cheek view of the current battle between conservatives and liberals. 

Silent Radio Graphic

Silent Radio.  In 1996, before animated gifs and Flash,
this was a pretty nifty way to tell a sequential story
on-line.  Still is.
 

 

   
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